Bitch Kitty Racing

Ah yes, the Bitch Kitty offices fairly reek of activity this morning! So, some news:

LUST IN SPACE! is in T-minus two months, twenty days, and counting down. Come see Lovely L’Ace, The Shanghai Pearl, and many other special guests in a saucy science fiction cabaret. And, dear God, here is my official announcement: I will be performing that night. I’ll also be selling myself like the dirty whore that I am that night, so let me know if you want a special VIP dance or perhaps just your name tattooed on my ass.
Brought to you by Chop Suey, Seattle.

BITCH KITTY TV is up and taping the next episode and, Dear God again, editing it in a new, much more professional application. It’s a bit of a battle, but as everyone knows, I love a challenge. If you have any nightmare breakup stories, please send them to me at: john@bitchkittyracing.com.
I may also need about fifteen people for an hour or two this weekend for extras. Let me know if I can do horrible things to you for distribution on the internet. Hee hee . . .
Brought to you by our new friends at Springman Records, Sacramento.

The BITCH KITTY ARMY is a go! We are creating special packages for our crew, limited edition apparel, special Officer’s Lounge invitations to our , and all sorts of other FINE SHIT that IS NOT for civilians! The BITCH KITTY ARMY wants YOU!

BITCH KITTY APPAREL has also expanded! We have decided to go with our hearts and offer super-small batch items on an as-ordered basis to ensure that every single item lives up to our quality control standards. It does slow down the ordering process, but you’re worth it!

BITCHKITTYRACING.COM is being race-prepped! The ultra-powerful supercharged V-8 that runs our back end is hauled out and all sorts of new go-fast goodies installed. There may be the occasional moment when the site slows, stops, or just plain doesn’t exist. No worries! Just replacing a cam—we’ll be up in a few minutes.

SATANIC BOVINE BLOODFEST is officially in production! Prepare yourself for this one: I assure you that while you may have seen the elements before, you have never seen them all on the screen at the same time (Tom Robbins once said that both oysters and strawberries are delicious, but mashed together?).

XO, you sexy thing, you!
John Moroney
Seattle